Maziar's English Notebook

politics!!!

2008-07-14T21:50:00.003+04:30

Son: "Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don't know what Politics is."

Father: "Well, let's take our home as an example. I am the bread-winner, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mum is the administrator of money, so we'll call her Government. We take care of your need, so let's call you The People. We'll call the maid the Working Class and your brother we can call The Future. Do you understand son?"

Son: "I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it."

That night awakened by his brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room, where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep.

The next morning he reported to his father.

Son: "Dad, now I think I understand what Politics is."

Father: "Good son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?"

Son: "Well Dad, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, Government is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of Shit."

In heaven---In hell

2008-07-14T21:28:00.007+04:30

In Heaven:

The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.

In Hell:

The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.

Share english words meaning in your language

2008-07-13T16:11:00.006+04:30

What is below words meaning in your language???

1- Hello
2- How are you?
3- I'm fine
4- Where are you from?
5- I'm from england
6- How old are you?
7- I'm twoenty eight.
8- What's your name?
9- My name is Maizar.
10- What's your job? I'm teacher.

Love is like

2008-07-12T18:09:00.004+04:30

Love is like
“missed call”

It stops when you try to catch,

But friendship is like
“sms”

because it comes & stays inside your inbox until you delete it.

English jokes

2008-07-12T18:00:00.003+04:30

A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to get married.

His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the girl was, and he told him that it was Samantha a girl from the neighborhood. With a sad face the old man said to his son, ''I'm sorry to say this son but I have to. The girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell your mother.''

The young man again brought 3 more names to his father but ended up frustrated cause the response was still the same. So he decides to go to his mother. ''Mom I want to get married but all the girls that I love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn't tell you.''

His mother smiling said to him, ''Don't worry my son; you can marry any of those girls. You're not his son "Now don't tell to your father!!!

Decision for playing football

2008-07-11T18:31:00.012+04:30

Last Week one of my friends and me decided to have a tree days plan per week to play football in the evening for about 1 hours. Because Both of us felt that are growing fat day by day.we've had 4 days till now. And also we could persuade some of our friends to join us.as well there are some exercise equipment on that stadium that by them we can have more exercises.also because of the hot and damp weather here in Qeshm island in summer, we tolerate more pressure and it's so sudatory, so after exercise we need to drink enough water or juice.

It is so joyful for me because of 2 reasons: The first one is that I can exercise for a healthy body and the second reason is remembering my high school days that I attended in a local football match in my birthplace. what a nice days were that ages. I remember that in a local fooball matches all of us were playing by shaven head. And all of people like our play and appearances.

And now after ten years I have another opportunity to engage with my joyful hobby.

I'm waiting for your nice replies